Cod Widow's Diary Week 2

By: Chez Osborne
Date: 02/09/2001

HELLO FOLKS, the week's only just got under way and he's already starting to annoy us. Even the girls are starting to find him tiresome. "I want my Town shirt, I want all of them, don't crease my Town shirt."

I was packing a suit case and that's all he could think of, nothing about did we get this or forget that. No, not from him, the selfish pig only thinks of himself and his team. Look sadtwat, it's not your team, you don't own them you know.

Christ, you would think he was the only fan in the world the way he goes on. OK OK, so he loves them, so what. I don't go round singing stupid bloody songs about the things I like do I? So why do I have to listen to his crooning, and he's tone deaf as well which makes it worse?

The hardest part about his singing is those bloody karaokes on the Fishy. He sings to them all, and I mean them all. Some times it's 4 or 5 on the trot. I think that's really sad but he won't have it. It's a bit of fun he says, maybe, but not at 4 in the morning when he just came in from work. The next time he does it I can see a 'po' being borrowed from somewhere, a full one would be nice........

Well we had our little break and its back to the grindstone, for me anyway. Sadman just wants the PC to catch up with any news.

He's on nights for the Barnsley game so that's tough on him, hehehehe.

He just read that bit and won't let me delete it, seems the games on early. So what, I won't be going so what do I care. The last thing I'm gonna do is set my clock against the kick off times.

I won't bore you with his antics anymore this week, it wouldn't be fair. Town went top and England won. You can all imagine how he feels as I can't print some of it.

Cya, Chez.

P.S. Ask him what time he got home from work last night, then ask him what time he got in. I went out and had a few drinks and locked the door when I came home, he couldn't get in. Not a happy chappy he wasn't. LOL.

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