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Limerick Competition

By: Nick Osborne
Date: 23/12/2000

Each week we have a limerick competition (organised and adjudicated by Nick Osborne, known as NickO to his friends). The winner of each competition will be announced when the following week's competition is launched.

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At that point the winning limerick will be permanently displayed, so that at any point only one competition is open.

Here are our current and previous limerick competitions:

February 2002


  • sunday 18 february:
    Just two goals have been scored this year
     new
  • January 2002


  • sunday 13 january:
    If Town drew 0-0 every week
     new
  • tuesday 01 january:
    If I was Paul Groves I'd do this

  • December 2001


  • monday 24 december:
    Let's hope that a new year will bring

  • sunday 16 december:
    They say Lawrence might get the sack

  • sunday 09 december:
    If Santa could bring me one thing

  • sunday 02 december:
    Some show Grimsby little respect

  • November 2001


  • sunday 25 november:
    The problem with LL is this

  • sunday 18 november:
    The Gunners Grimsby need not fear

  • sunday 11 november:
    While Lennie's in charge at BP

  • October 2001


  • sunday 21 october:
    A place on the Grimsby Town board

  • sunday 14 october:
    At Anfield they said we'd get beat

  • sunday 07 october:
    Each time Grimsby play 4-3-3

  • September 2001


  • sunday 30 september:
    While the rest of the world goes to war

  • sunday 23 september:
    They said at the start we'd go down

  • saturday 15 september:
    Some say Town have had lots of luck

  • August 2001


  • saturday 26 august:
    With Town near the top of Div One

  • saturday 18 august:
    The best thing now football is back

  • July 2001


  • tuesday 31 july:
    Our best chance for success this year

  • sunday 22 july:
    One night Galli went to The Pier

  • sunday 8 july:
    Now Jevons plays for Grimsby Town

  • sunday 1 july:
    If I got the new kit for free

  • June 2001


  • sunday 24 june:
    If Hux were to knock on my door

  • wednesday 13 june:
    The joy of a night down the pier

  • sunday 03 june:
    Whilst wearing a Black and White shirt

  • May 2001


  • sunday 28 may:
    No football in summer I find

  • wednesday 23 may:
    To celebrate Town staying up

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