Cod Widow's Diary Week 1

By: Chez Osborne
Date: 25/08/2001

SO IT'S BACK. The complete history of a sad twat and his exploits during the week of supporting Town. To ease myself into it easily I will start with telling you what the close season was like....

It was hell. I couldn't decide whether footie was more important than us to him. I think I know, but I'm saving that for the divorce lawyer.

Anyway, the sad git has been getting on my nerves as usual. All he ever mumbles is "wish the season would start". He knows damn well I don't care, but he just goes on and on and on and on and on and...............I could go on you know.

It seems the new season has started and his beloved GTFC have got off to a fantastic start.

Sad git went to represent the Fishy on a matchball sponsorship thing for the first game, rumour has it he was drooling in his dinner over one of the waitresses. Bloody typical of a bloke that, going out for dinner and footie just isn't enough - you always have to go that extra yard don't you? Pushing his luck seems to be his hobbie these days.

It reminds me of an old saying: give an inch and take a mile. Well the first bit is very apt for sadman, don't know about the last bit, hehehehe.

Ok, so bank holiday weekend is coming up, sadman has some time off work and we decide to go away for a few days. Now which day do you think we should go for a weekend away? Friday?............Nope. Saturday?..........Nope............. I'll save you guessing, thicko Nicko has decided that it must be after Monday's match. To be honest, it really got my goat that, god knows how he got my hands from around his throat. Annoyed really isn't the word.

Well that's it for now. I will try and do a weekly update on the sad twat like last season, don't worry if its a bit late in coming, better late than never.

Chez.

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