Cod Widow's Diary Week 7

By: Chez Osborne
Date: 06/10/2001

OH WELL, another week another nightmare. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. No other way of explaining the start to the week. Sadman's over the moon with the weekend's results, as if we hadn't already had enough of them, now he's plotting what to do with the rest of the week.

How about shut up sadman? Not too much to ask is it? A day without mentioning either the club, the Fishy or the list. Not much chance of that but we live in hope.

Oh no, the worst thing that could have happened just did. Some bloke called Lennie just got made Man Of The Match or something, who is he anyway? One of the players? Maybe a new loan thingy? Ok, so I'm kidding, I know who he is, but sadtwat's been gloating since the weekend and this just made it worse. I can see him being locked out again very soon.

As you can see from the above, this is a few weeks old. I could have started afresh but thought I would leave it in.

The reason for my absence? With all the troubles over the pond I didn't really want to write anything, it's terrible what happened and I didn't think the 'diary' appropriate at the time.

On a more personal note, and closer to home, Rob's parents were involved in a road accident, I am pleased to say that they are both now at home and recovering. Good luck to them both. So you see, not such a happy time all round.

Anyway, onward and upward as they say.

Sadtwat has been moaning about tickets for the Liverpool game, not cos he can't get one, cos he can't get the one he wants. Like he's a celeb and can have what he wants right? Think again sadman, you get what you deserve and I can see nowt coming your way very soon.

Hey, what's this POM thing saddo's being going on about? I thought it was what the Ozzies called us Brits, when he said he had won or something I nearly had a seizure. I thought he had won Billo, that would be anyone's worst nightmare come true....................

Sadmantwatface has gone to the club's AGM. He thinks he's a shareholder or something, ok, so he is a shareholder but you would think he was in charge with some of the stuff he comes out with. We should be doing this that and the other he spouts, god he can be so tiresome at times, you must know what I mean. Now if he was to mention things like curtains, new kitchen, shopping, bottles of good wine and let's go out for a meal somewhere, then I might take an interest. How about late night shopping on Tuesday sadman?

I actually asked him that and he nearly died when he realised it was Liverpool away and I was serious. He's easy to get to....hahahahahahaha.

That's it for now, will be more regular from here on in.

Chez.

P.S. Saddo got the tickets he wanted for Liverpool and if you want to avoid him send me money in a plain brown wrapper and I will tell you his seat number........................
P.P.S. Better than that, if I send you money will you trash his car so he can't come home....................please.

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